Wednesday, July 30, 2008
hello, old friend.
7:08 AM
In about one year you'll have it all figured out
These big city dreams are what you're about
Walking like strangers among these states
Only time will tell how long I can wait;
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ALOHA LOVELIES.
yes I know my tagboard's dead.
But no matter.
...I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM ELEMM HURRAYYY. <3 Gosh I haven't talked to any of the AU Oldies in ages (if you have no idea what an AU Oldie is, then it's okay- you probably aren't one); and come to think of it, I haven't roleplayed in eons, either. ...But yes, luv, we should def meet up after 'zams. We should drag Bran over here from Down Under; and then bring him to little Singaporeanishy places like Kopitiams and Takas and Orchards and J8s, and then leave him there with a touristy hat and hawaiian bermudas and S$10 and then watch from a distance to see how he copes. (Evil laughter.)
...Have I mentioned that I love my class?
I've been embarrassing Divij and XY by bringing Princess Sparkles to school everyday. They tried protesting once; but then I threatened that I would bring Princess Sparkles' friends to school as well, and put them on their desks.
... I haven't heard any complaints since.
"...this table is dedicated to the memory of those who died waiting for the lesson to end.
...one minute of silence."
- the scribbled inscription on divij's table. (tisn't vandalism, tis art!)
We had a class discussion about job options, the other day.
XY wants to be a sniper/owner of the Lego Company, and Divij wants to be a good dictator/owner of McDonald's. Technically, "good dictator" is already a paradox- so it looks like he'll haveta settle for owning McDonald's. I've gotten him to agree to name a Happy Meal after me, but the names he came up with for it SUCKED.
1. Caramel Cara-meal
2. Cara McMeal. (...honestly, whuttt?!)
so it looks like I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands and come up with my OWN Happy Meal name.
and as for my job options-- well. I'm going to study law- or at least- that's what I plan to study.
if the world was perfect, I'd love to go into the arts- but Singapore being Singapore- going into the arts hardly pays well; and I want to be able to give my parents a great life, as well as be able to financially support my own taste, y'know.
So we'll see. No, I am not a tai-tai.
Say what you may- but I'm not as ditzy as I let y'all think I am.
Sometimes it's fun to play along with the stereotype that people label me with, s'all.
...But even when you're sniggering; remember that I'll be the one laughing ten years from now, at our high school reunion.
KKY: Well as for me; I'm going to be a physiotherapist.
Class: oh that's nice.
KKY: yes. Then I'm going to become a physio-the-rapist.
EW!
...Oh and RJ and I're the next Weird Al Yankoviches-- only radder, and hotter, and awesomer. WE ARE PAPERPLANES. :D
The Geeks Get The Grades (to the tune of Geeks Get The Girls)
Another Friday night
You're going mugging right?
At the library, you see me trotting over
Whatcha gonna do? I got more books than you
I've mugged everywhere from Tampines to Dover
We're nerds to the power of infiniteeeeee
You can mug as hard as you want; but you can't beat meeeee...
Tonight, tonight; I always get it right
We're not losers; we don't need luck on our side
GPAs will stay; social lives- they fade
Mugging all around the world, cuz the geeks get the grades!
Nerdalicious (to the tune of Fergalicious)
Alpha! Beta! Delta! Gamma!
Percolation definition makes the nerds go gaga
You calling them a nerd? ...They call you a mutha-******
You can see me; you can't beat me
I got 4 As; you got 1 D
I got reasons why I'm readin'
That's to beat you every season
Percolation (definition)
But I ain't tellin' you
Cuz if I tell you anything, we'll get the same grades too
Percolation (condensation)
...Makes the nerds go hey! hey!
and they'll be lining down the way just to see my GPA.
A! A! A! A!
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I can't wait for Saturday. :D
I've been studying pretty hard today. [/is proud of self.]
okay, s'time to crawl into the cubby hole.
Bizzy, bizzy remainder-of-the-week to get through.