"it's the little things"
Today was damnably awesome.
Hola, summer!
Pics on FB, add me and look for yourselves, too tired to put them up here now.
Love you Amrit, Jess, you girls made my day.
I'm just here to expostulate about the latest, by far the weirdest! Little Thing.
So I was on FB doing a Note, yeah, and this one required me to go on UrbanDictionary.com and type in my name for its definition.
I got a lotta stuff.
Like, apparently, Cara is:
- the best name in the world
- a little Scottish island
- a wonderful girl who looks exotic and is a great person to me around. They also aren't a stalker, but is very good with guys. (yay y'all, I aren't a stalker see)
- the spanish translation of face
- etc.
And then I scroll to No.16 for "definitions of Cara", and this is what I see.
"No.16: Cara.
Joe, it is why you should stay...because she is awesome
"Cara is awesome" "
...and my mind just goggles at the screen for all of fifteen seconds
before I collect myself enough to go back on MSN and tell Joe and get a response like "O________________O"
Okay 'fess up who's been stalking us!!!!
I swear- NOWHERE IS SAFE.
*shifty eyes all around*
And now, just cuz I've got nothing to do...free UD definitions for the people I UDed. I didn't even make any spelling edits (twas painful, mind!); just so y'all get the whole benefit of the UrbanDictionary experience.
kthx.
Kieran:
name given to someone who is mishevious, expects lots of attention, but is very caring and loving. Sometimes abbriviated to turnip.....
Joshua:
A super hot computer nerd who is funny, sarcastic, and a bit of a bad ass.
Damn! That mathlete is so hot, he must be a Joshua!
Joe:
Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
"My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!"
Lisa:
An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent.
(ooh, Lisa. Who's David?)
Amrit:
Originally a Goddess of beauty, creativity, passion and wisdom. To be "Amrit" can also mean to be sentimental and reminiscent. To be "lacking an Amrit" means to be depressed or unhappy. "Amrits" are rare pieces of total happiness.
1."I feel like crying, I just lost an Amrit."
2."I'm so happy, I've found an Amrit!"
Jess:
The other name for a "Legendary Hot Female from North Yorkshire"
"Steve: Wow that girls a right Jess, I'd Tap That
Ed: Oh Hell Yeah me Too."
Toni:
A beautiful intelligent human being that doesn't take anyone's bullshit. A great shoulder to cry on, an excellent listener. A woman who knows what she wants and would do anything she could to help her friends out.
"I had a bad day. I need a Toni."
Carol:
A short, fiery red-headed female extraordinarily good at busting a guy's balls.
(HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Deborah:
Deborah's are usually sophisticated, witty, intelligent with a great sense of humour. Other women are usually jealous of Deborah's and men want her. "Woah... I met this fantastic woman in this classy art gallery on the weekend her name must be 'Deborah'"
Amanda:
has been known to drink to much tequila- if this occurs she may do some/all of the following: belt out disney tunes, lose touch with reality, may talk about awesome expansion packs, or bleed profusely from the elbow. may also have trouble catching fun sized butterfingers when chucked at her face.
Tyler:
A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
"That tyler was dilicious"
Ohhhh, move over Oxford, move over Cambridge-- UrbanDictionary's where it's at.