"but what about the african people?"
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Notes from 2nd HMUN training
As recorded by Elizabeth Fong, NJC, ECOFIN, Serial Number 16797823Z:
i. Global Currency: Yes, or No?
ii. South Korea+Aid to North Korea
iii. Missile Defence Systems: euphemism for "if we go to war, I will own you, so you better give me the better end of the trading stick NOW."
Forget about the LEDC-MEDC braindrain- what about mine?
Starbucks session on Saturday planned, with Lisa. We will finish our position papers, dammit. We will UNDERSTAND and GRASP.
I miss being the delegation of North Korea, as per ASEAN DHS 2009.
Stand up during unmoderated caucus and give an absolutely circular, unjustified statement?
...Hey, at least we're talking now. (Next stop: Six Party talks.)
Choose to spend the rest of the session evil-eyeing the U.S of A and not saying anything at all?
...Buggers should be grateful we've not walked out of this razzmatazz. As per earned reputation.
Allies?
We have CHINA. Whose local population pwnz rest of the world's, therefore = automatic WIN.
And if someone serves us bad crepes at teatime/slams our resolution/slams the Great Leader/wants to put MORE sanctions on the caviar?
...REMEMBER WHO HAS THE NUKES.